The Wolfs Den

We’ll drink the wine till the cup is dry,
And kiss the girls so they’ll not cry,
And toss the dice until we fly,
To dance with Jak o’ the Shadows.

We’ll dance all night until the moon runs free,
And dandle the lasses upon our knee,
And then you’ll ride along with me,
To dance with Jak o’ the Shadows.

We’ll sing all night, and drink all day,
And on the girls we’ll spend our pay,
And when it’s gone, then we’ll away,
To dance with Jak o’ the Shadows.

There’s some delight in ale and wine,
And some in girls with ankles fine,
But my delight, yes, always mine,
Is to dance with Jak o’ the Shadows.

2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:
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dragonageconfessions:

Confession: My brother borrowed my copy of Dragon Age 2 about six months ago and I recently realized he never returned it. I want to replay it and make sure I’ve got my Canon!Hawke exactly as I want it, so am I within my rights to torture him for its location?

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: My brother borrowed my copy of Dragon Age 2 about six months ago and I recently realized he never returned it. I want to replay it and make sure I’ve got my Canon!Hawke exactly as I want it, so am I within my rights to torture him for its location?

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: It’s really great that people are so passionate about DA, but I find it kind of weird how many people have become so biased towards or against certain game-play aspects or characters that they won’t even give anything else a chance. One of the things I like best about this series is that there are multiple ways to play and that each different play-through brings a new perspective to the story, It makes me sad to see people denying themselves this over an inability to keep an open mind.

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: It’s really great that people are so passionate about DA, but I find it kind of weird how many people have become so biased towards or against certain game-play aspects or characters that they won’t even give anything else a chance. One of the things I like best about this series is that there are multiple ways to play and that each different play-through brings a new perspective to the story, It makes me sad to see people denying themselves this over an inability to keep an open mind.

dragonageconfessions:

CONFESSION: 

Gaider said that there was initially going to be an option to have a female Warden sleep with Morrigan and make the OGB with her through some kind of dark magic. This option was eventually cut because Bioware thought it would be “too weird.” Honestly, I’d rather have done that than coerce Alistair into sleeping with her.

dragonageconfessions:

CONFESSION:

Gaider said that there was initially going to be an option to have a female Warden sleep with Morrigan and make the OGB with her through some kind of dark magic. This option was eventually cut because Bioware thought it would be “too weird.” Honestly, I’d rather have done that than coerce Alistair into sleeping with her.

c0nsulting-detective:

Friendly reminder that Selvig thought he could out-drink Thor.

Another friendly reminder that in Norse Mythology, Thor actually almost succeeded in drinking the ocean.

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punkrockluna:

attabe:

why do height differences in shipping always have to be about one being really tiny and the other being really tall. what about one being exactly a single inch taller than the other and the second being consistently angry about this.

(Source: attabeen, via otterkick)

maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

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